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X-DUD!!!11~~
 
2010-04-14

Hey fuckers!

Seymour Duncan is publicly shopping for someone to redesign their website.

What do you think... if we pooled ourselves, could we pull it off? k

Obviously we'd have to quote them $40,000 or they wouldn't take us seriously.

(And don't even think about contacting them by yourself and lowballing us for $35,000!)

Storm
 
2010-04-14

Get er done.

arigato
 
2010-04-14

Da

X-DUD!!!11~~
 
2010-04-14

Thanks guys, I'll be sure and let them know you're on my team. How much do you want?

arigato
 
2010-04-14

If it's just the three of us I figure 18-20k should be fair for my part depending on timelines, and I want an advance. k

Storm
 
2010-04-14

I just eat ari's bagels when he's done.

the real me
 
2010-04-14

I'm in for 40k

AgentX
 
2010-04-14

Have them call my agent.

Candy Beard
 
2010-04-14

My window film has submitted a bid.

Storm
 
2010-04-14

seriously x, gotta play this one straight with you. It's going to have to be handled by one person and we'd subcontract to that person based upon whatever role we took on. The budget would have to be split based on roles with room for some scope creep to go to whoever took on the additional roles.

All we can do is estimate a budget based upon the scope of the project and not the individuals working in it and then work around the limitations of the budget split realistically across the project phases....

planning $x design $x production $x testing $x delivery $x

etc etc

AgentX
 
2010-04-14

Full body massages $x

shuteye
 
2010-04-14

I'll play bass on it if you need someone.

the real me
 
2010-04-14

Originally posted by: Storm seriously x, gotta play this one straight with you. It's going to have to be handled by one person and we'd subcontract to that person based upon whatever role we took on. The budget would have to be split based on roles with room for some scope creep to go to whoever took on the additional roles.

All we can do is estimate a budget based upon the scope of the project and not the individuals working in it and then work around the limitations of the budget split realistically across the project phases....

planning $x design $x production $x testing $x delivery $x

etc etc

Word, something like this. Definitely need someone in charge though.

arigato
 
2010-04-14

definitely.

I still can't tell if this is serious or not. If it's serious, call me.

wingworm
 
2010-04-14

Originally posted by: X-DUD!!!11~~ Obviously we'd have to quote them $40,000 or they wouldn't take us seriously.

_ Requirements and Website functions:

  • A website that is easy to maintain and update regularly
  • Creation of content pages via CMS
  • Site MUST load fast and function well
  • Develop a new and comprehensive navigation system
  • Product pages need to be re-organized with the following features and links: Multi-views of the products, different colors and styles Videos Product dimensions Wiring instructions Artist links Sound samples Online, USA and International dealer links Related product links or combine with other products section
  • Update our online technical support with the organization of a new FAQ’s section
  • New and updated tone wizard.
  • Create a new video section SD TV
  • Shopping Cart for apparel section
  • Re-design our Artist section with artist slide shows, sound and video links. This information is updated using our artist database
  • Better search system within the website
  • Password protected dealer access website. _

So that's what, maybe 2 Months work, between, lets say, 4 people...@$40k dived by 4, $10k each over 2 months. $5k a month, minus a chunk that the shopping cart and secure payments setup will take.

So about $800 a week. McDonalds pay $700 a week minimum for squirting ketchup onto buns.

*squirts ketchup

Are you hiring anyone to cost this correctly? k

X-DUD!!!11~~
 
2010-04-14

It's serious, and I think Storm is our project manager.

I'll be the copywriting and usability guy. And dammit I'M GOOD WITH PEOPLE :swear:

arigato
 
2010-04-14

You know my rates. :snrug:

FlamingoJeff
 
2010-04-15

Didn't Thad just take the last McDonalds job?

arigato
 
2010-04-15

Snarky McSnarkerson. k

the real me
 
2010-04-15

Originally posted by: wingworm

So about $800 a week. McDonalds pay $700 a week minimum for squirting ketchup onto buns.

*squirts ketchup

Are you hiring anyone to cost this correctly? k

Think you could hook me up with that McD's job? If not I say you are hired for bidding.

and resident sour puss.

Candy Beard
 
2010-04-15

Originally posted by: wingworm McDonalds pay $700 a week minimum for squirting ketchup onto buns.

In which universe is that?

arigato
 
2010-04-15

The one where mickey dees burger jockeys get blow and hookers, duh.

Chez nous they can only make 360 before tax (9 dollar minimum wage), and that's with a full 40 hours.

shuteye
 
2010-04-15

Minimum wage here is 7.25. So $290 a week full time. I want to go overseas and flip burgers. :(

arigato
 
2010-04-15

Screw this site thing, i just figured it out - we can get rich shipping fry cooks from Kent to Macclesfield!

The_Spectre
 
2010-04-15

I can get spatulas wholesale!

TwelvestoneProjects and Theory

The Twelvestone Army's First Project?