Sorry to vent guys, but I'm so frustrated. I've been taking protein supplements since Xmas to try and bulk up as I dont like the shape of my body and would, at some point, like to get some Celtic war tattoos on my back and biceps. But at the moment I'd be lucky to get a fucking twig with a dick on my arm.
How can I get fantastic gains, naturally?
Where is Kid Capri when we need him.
He's still in the shower, I can shout him if you want?
Originally posted by: persist Where is Brad Hollibaugh when we need him.
Where you left him. Flexin' in front of his 'vette in a denim mini skirt. He wont ever change.
I'll always remember him taunting us, calling us "skinnies". He didn't do it to be mean, he did it to inspire. Here's to you Mr. Hollibaugh, here's to you.
Originally posted by: wingworm
How can I get fantastic gains, naturally?
Be gay and swallow, it's full of proteine. If you have the chance suck Brad Hollibaugh, pretty sure his is proteine with some extra.
I think you've been confusing your supplements with your wifey's estrogen pills.
For a long, long, long time now.
Originally posted by: StinkFist I'll always remember him taunting us, calling us "skinnies". He didn't do it to be mean, he did it to inspire. Here's to you Mr. Hollibaugh, here's to you.
He told me to punch him in the face, I didn't want to, but he kept going and going at me..so I bit, and I swung at him. He ducked and just slapped me super hard in the face, then told me to sit back down.
"That's how life works", he said.
I love this place.
single tear
Originally posted by: wingworm
He reminds me of one of those Heman figures you could get where the torso could swing back.
Originally posted by: wingworm Where you left him. Flexin' in front of his 'vette in a denim mini skirt. He wont ever change.
That's a viper.. a real man's car.. not some girly man vette
What car?
One time Mr. Hollibaugh was teaching me how to lift weights. I said, "c'mon Brad, it's too much."
He stomped on my groin and told me never to call him 'Brad' again. I dropped the bar on my larynx and now I sound like Stephen Hawking, but it was a lesson well learned.
Here's what you have to do... First off, find some reason to bulk up. My personal favorite reason is finding out that your girlfriend is fucking an entire basketball team. Once you have "bulked" up, you can't just look in the mirror and judge yourself. Use your new found muscle to pick a fight with said basketball team. Here is how you tell how you are doing: if you stand for less than 10 seconds, go back to it. If you stand for 11-30 seconds, you are on the right track but you could probably use some work. If you can make it to 60 seconds, you have succeeded.
Also, more importantly, if your penis disappears, you are doing it right.
Originally posted by: slapatrick Also, more importantly, if your penis disappears, you are doing it right.
This is key.
Originally posted by: StinkFist One time Mr. Hollibaugh was teaching me how to lift weights. I said, "c'mon Brad, it's too much."
He stomped on my groin and told me never to call him 'Brad' again. I dropped the bar on my larynx and now I sound like Stephen Hawking, but it was a lesson well learned.
HAHAHAHHA!
Originally posted by: StinkFist One time Mr. Hollibaugh was teaching me how to lift weights. I said, "c'mon Brad, it's too much."
He stomped on my groin and told me never to call him 'Brad' again. I dropped the bar on my larynx and now I sound like Stephen Hawking, but it was a lesson well learned.
this is an amazing story, I took many notes.
except it is learnt :p
Originally posted by: Icculus except it is learnt :p
Either is valid.
I know.
this thread is full of win