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Practice on family, or even a pet.

Why did this get moved?!

it is very flash heavy i would guess.

Start with a 50 gallon drum of Jergens.

whudnt me

45 minutes is a long time.

I suggest you begin with 43 minutes of foreplay.

I'd practice on a dolphin, if you can get one.

wow. 45 minutes!?!? good luck with that, 5 mins tops!

Originally posted by: AgentX 45 minutes is a long time.

I suggest you begin with 43 minutes of foreplay.

I'd practice on a dolphin, if you can get one.

Foreplay can be 'dicktricks'

A dolphin isn't likely but i can have a vacuum cleaner.

Originally posted by: X-DUD!!!11~~ Why did this get moved?!

Parody-ing your own thread is a bit tacky, but surely not purgatory worthy. :shrug:

Too political for WFG.

I suggest that if you can't get a dolphin, then get a monkey.

Tell the audience what a bad monkey he has been, and then proceed to spank him.

Spank him hard.

Maybe ask for volunteers to help you spank him, hard.

And then, when you're done spanking the monkey, you can jerk off into your sock.

Originally posted by: AgentX Too political for WFG.

I suggest that if you can't get a dolphin, then get a monkey.

Tell the audience what a bad monkey he has been, and then proceed to spank him.

Spank him hard.

Maybe ask for volunteers to help you spank him, hard.

And then, when you're done spanking the monkey, you can jerk off into your sock.

What type of monkey?

Almost any type of monkey.

But I'd avoid baboons or orangutans or mandrills, because folks will think you're gay.

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