A bit of a help thread for forum markdown. Quote a post to see the source code.
Feel free to add as many examples as you like.
Code (block)
function banana() {
console.log("BANANA!~");
}
Inline code: banana
shapooooooosh!

this is a table:
Cell 1 Cell 2
Actually, I don't think you can use inline html.
Here's your table with 2 table rows:
Cell 1 Cell 2 Cell 1 row 2 Cell 2 row 2
yeah it doesn't like me.
I've gotten faster with images now that I know I can just go exclamation-bracket-bracket-paren-link-paren. I always felt like I had to enter something in the brackets and that added at least a few seconds each time. 
go_me.jpg
^ that's not supposed to be anything.
this is a big fucking font!
a big, bolded fucking font.
look at me i'm a line!
so am I, using a different method!
this is me adding oomph to oomph
italics + bold ... how?
Originally posted by Candy Beard
italics + bold ... how?
does not compute
Yeah, the implementation we're using kinda shits itself on that one. Soz.
Bold Italics is overkill anyway
there is no reason to have bold and italics. 
Originally posted by mosquito
there is no reason to have bold and italics.
But what if I want to be angry and sarcastic at the same time?! Eh?! WHAT THEN?!
make the font bigger?
Originally posted by FlamingoJeff
Bold Italics is overkill anyway
All emphasis is no emphasis. Thank you Professor Heck.
NSFW image.
use it motherfuckers.

i think in most case people are.
it's just an example. did you click the link?
i love hunkies. 
It would be great if the clicking the image put it back as the nsfw link though.