I pity the foo, also.
I too, pity the foo.
Here is my favorite infomercial pitchman as of late. I can't stop listening to him when it comes on.

What WOULDN't I buy from this guy?
He kicks oxy-clean guy's ass.
fuck that Billy Mays is the king of the commercial. Oxy Clean would kick that Shammie's ass.*
*if they at all did the same thing, anyway... or were comparable in any way.
Special Bonus - Billy actually sounds like that in real life. I have NEVER met anyone so loud.
I propose an infomercial to the death. Winner takes all. And that's not all!
Why IS he wearing the headset?
he's playing counterstrike when off camera.
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