fuckidy fuck fuck, hired two "web design/producers' mofo's never worked with CSS. what the fuck up with that.

At least it's easier to learn than a lot of other things... my personal favourite is "graphic designers" that only know how to use illustrator OR photoshop, but not both, or even better, the ones that ONLY know how to use fireworks. And almost no bgraphic designers can draw any more - what's up with that?

Goof bags.

But to cheer you up, here's a picture of the pancake bunny with a doughnut on its head:

they say if you kiss a toad first thing in the morning not much worse can happen to you, but in your case if you had the choice kissing a toad may be the preferential option even if it was a tonguey .. yeeewww

id kiss that rabbit

erm wait a second

Originally posted by: arigato At least it's easier to learn than a lot of other things... my personal favourite is "graphic designers" that only know how to use illustrator OR photoshop, but not both, or even better, the ones that ONLY know how to use fireworks. And almost no bgraphic designers can draw any more - what's up with that?

I would look past a lack of illustrator, photoshop, and fireworks skills for somebody that took a few drawing classes.... I mean you get to see naked people!!! why wouldn't you take a few years of that?

I remember I once tried to hire a freelance "art director" to do some production work.

The guy then told me that he didn't do production. He just did direction.

Freelance.

In South Jersey.

WTF???

New Mr Wiggles:

Semi-new PBF:

I dunno about that creepylurker guy, but those cartoons cheered me the fuck up.

Dude, have you SEEN some of the...uh... "out of shape" people who model for those classes? I took figure drawing for 3 years (CCS in Detroit - woot!), and there was maybe -- MAYBE -- two chicks that I would consider "next-to-hot"... plus a lot of guys modelled too, which isn't a bad thing in itself, but none of them were anything special either...

My favorite are designers who don't know what CMYK stands for, and get all glassy-eyed when you start talking about the difference between vector and raster images. Whee!

(Own-Horn-Tooting: Graphic Designer/Creative Director who knows Illustrator AND P-shop like the front of my hand, and can draw somewhat too.... Yay me!)

Originally posted by: creepylurker [quote]Originally posted by: arigato At least it's easier to learn than a lot of other things... my personal favourite is "graphic designers" that only know how to use illustrator OR photoshop, but not both, or even better, the ones that ONLY know how to use fireworks. And almost no bgraphic designers can draw any more - what's up with that?

I would look past a lack of illustrator, photoshop, and fireworks skills for somebody that took a few drawing classes.... I mean you get to see naked people!!! why wouldn't you take a few years of that?[/quote]

I don't know if you can blame them, though.

Cyan? Magenta? Yellow?

That's like my grandmother's sewing room, right there. Who the hell designs with those colors?

And 'K' for Black? Because "CMYB" would be just silly, right?

Originally posted by: mac_crazy Dude, have you SEEN some of the...uh... "out of shape" people who model for those classes? I took figure drawing for 3 years (CCS in Detroit - woot!), and there was maybe -- MAYBE -- two chicks that I would consider "next-to-hot"... plus a lot of guys modelled too, which isn't a bad thing in itself, but none of them were anything special either...

I keenly remember a striper, a pierced fellow, and a viking... or at least a guy that looked like a viking.... if a viking was naked.

The best Vikings are ALWAYS naked. berserks through thread

Originally posted by: tiefight I don't know if you can blame them, though.

Cyan? Magenta? Yellow?

That's like my grandmother's sewing room, right there. Who the hell designs with those colors?

And 'K' for Black? Because "CMYB" would be just silly, right?

Aw, c'mon, you know how stupid people are - it's so people don't think "B" stands for "blue".

Instead they just sit there trying to figure out what color starts with 'K'.

Kayan!
Karrot!
Krimson! Khaki!

....

Well, Shit.

Kunty

as in:

"The color on this image isn't quite right. I looks a little too kunty."

Did you use rich Kunt? This Kunt looks a bit too gray.

me: Hey seems those 30,000 odd promo bags you sent out had the wrong url, where did you buy the url I'll need to add a redirect.

it: Go Daddy, I'm opening it up and can't see where to do that.

me: can you email me your login information so i can take a look (and fix what you fucked up becuase you don't even begin to have a clue as to what you are doing?)

it: can you come over here

me: I can fix it from here if i can login to go daddy (i'm not walking accross the building to look over your shoulder becuase you fucked up).

it: is there anything you can do on your end.

me: sure (jesus).

"I could add the text here, but against the light background, I'll have to change it from yellow to kunt. Do you have a problem with the text being in a nice dark kunt?"

"What?"

"A deep kunt is much better on a light background like this. You don't want to go with a pale kunt because nobody will see it."

"What?"

"Listen, I know my colors like I know my clients, and if anything, your text really needs some kunt."

"What?"

"Do you want the kunt or not? I don't have all day to be fucking around with the damned kunt!"

meth addicts that come into the office reeking of cigerette smoke should be doused in kerosene and set aflame.

:(

or maybe just have to wear a dog turd taped to their upper lip.

I really don't think that would help the stench.

And it's not like they will be able to smell it.

depends on what you feed your dog.

I feed my dog meth addicts.

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