Why don't you stick your head up your ass so you can fuck yourself.

:finger::finger::finger: YEAH YOU FUCKIN DICKHEAD!!!! do it on a trampoline to maximze the penetration!!!!111 :finger::finger::finger:

ok, sorry.

That's right. STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD CHILD.

*YEAH FUCKER!!!*

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker You're an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

Uncle fucker, uncle fucker, uncle fucker Uncle fucker, uncle fucker Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker You're a boner-bitting bastard uncle fucker You're an uncle fucker I must say You fucked your uncle yesterday Haha, uncle fucker Thats U. N. C. L. E fuck you Uncle fuckaaaaaa

Suck my balls!

Eff You See Kay.

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If you were sticking your head up your ass, you wouldn't be fucking yourself, rather you would be giving yourself a rimjob.

Sorry.

Not if you're a DICKHEAD. Then when you stick your HEAD up your ASS, you are indeed FUCKING yourself up your OWN ASS.

capitalizes

what if you're a dickhead, and an asshat, AND you've got your head up your ass?

I've been thinking about this for a while now...

here is a list of typical situations when I think about this:

1) when I see that epohs has the last post in purgatory. 2) when I think about my postcount.

so, I finally (this falls under situation description #2 people) I decided to just click on the "post reply" button, and add a few cents of my own.

technically, even if you are a dickhead, you are "heading" (like fisting but the object of penetration being your head).

you could shove your head all the way up to your top lip, leaving your tongue below the spinktor, hence allowing simultanious "heading" and "rimbing"...

LASST !

I've been thinking about this for a while now...

Time has once again come to a point:

1) when I see that epohs has the last post in purgatory.

2) when I think about my postcount.

so, finally (this falls under situation description #1 people) I decided to just click on the "post reply" button, and add a few cents of my own.

die die die die die.

now THAT'S FIRST. I mean, LAAAAAAST. BITCHES.

FUCK.

WEEEEE!!!

Im the COCK of the JAIL!!!!!

swings balls to and fro

WEEEEEE!!!!!

I feel this era of political banter in the land of purgatory has long since culminated, and the last batch of lava has cooled off into rock.

so, without further ado, let's get things back to normal, put this thread back on top, and allow me to bask in the glory of knowing I have the precious last post in purgatory!

Damn Sakri...

... just sayin'

looks around, backs away slowly

TINKY WINKY!! DIPSY!! LAA-LAST!!!11 PO!!!

TELETUBBIES...

Laugh At Swampy's Todger

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laughs

Wow, that bbcode stuff sure looks swank in the new beta...

Ooh, and editing works now, too.

hahahaha yeah, it works up to about 3 deep and then it shits the bed. Just like me!