I ordered a Hermes Birkin Bag from your company and never received it! And when I wrote to enquire about the whereabouts of my order, I was sent the following reply:

Dear Mr Cuntbag,

I hope you catch AIDS and then die in a fire and your wife and children are sold into the sex trade.

Shove your order up your arse.

Yours sincerely,

The Hermes Birkin Bags Support Team

Then I noticed that large sums of money had been taken from my bank account without my permission and used to purchase illegal drugs and hardcore animal-on-midget pornography.

I will not be purchasing from you again.

and now its the Birkin Bags too! oh my.

It rhymes with "herpes"

When will we be able to get a merkin bag?

Best part is, this place ranks so highly on search results that our shennanigans will show up pretty easily when people see this crap. heh.

Are we doing well in the Googs again? Nice.