142 years old today.
Jesus, I forgot all about it. I've been away too long.
_Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean-up after them And our saddle sores are the best We proudly wear women's clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to **** And that is our great reward For being the-uh-roy-yal Canadian kilted yaksmen
Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean-up after them And out saddle sores are the best We proudly wear women's clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts And buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun And we will probably go to **** And that is our great reward For being the-uh-roy-yal Candian kilted yaksmen_
Oh, Canada, our home and native land, dum de dum something...blah something strong and free...tum ti tum...O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
If the Mountie sees his shadow it means summer will come in three weeks.
Originally posted by: arigato If the Mountie sees his shadow it means summer will come in three weeks. and last two weeks.
God bless us every one.
beats Peta activist to death with petrified beaver tail
Damnit Ern, now I'm hungry for beaver tails.
:hubba:
We saw this movie a couple months ago at Epcot in the Canada exhibit. It's really good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqpnooNWl4
Martin Short went to my high school.
That's 'cause there's only one high school in Canada.
rimshot
Leslie Nielsen and Michael J. Fox went to mine.
I went to mine.......sometimes.
I'm eating Cheezies for lunch, downing those with a Moosehead, followed by a Coffee Crisp for desert, and Old Dutch Ketchup chips for a snack, and definitely "Going Canadian" under it all today.
Honestly, I think it's been 17 years since I've actually been in Canada for "Dominion Day" but I'll still wish you Hosers a Happy Canada Day.
I got up at about 3.
Just starting to feel human again.
Might enjoy the rest of the evening on a patio if the weather holds.
waves flag
"God keep our land..."
Even better: "Our founding fathers would like you to blow shit up today to celebrate the land we stole from the Indians."
from metafilter
How Canadian Are You?
When should you say "Sorry"? a) when you step on someone's foot b) when someone steps on your foot. c) when someone might step on your foot d) both a and b e) a b and c f) sorry I don't know.
How does a Canadian say "about" a) aboat b) about c) aboot d) frequently
What percentage of the people within 100 meters of you are carrying a concealed gun a) none b) there is nobody within 100 meters of me. Canada is that big. c) healthcare!
Do you get a case of 24 a) beer? b) beers? c) ? It's the weekend. I get 2 cases.
Do you own a Canadian Flag? a) what for? b) only on July 1 c) I'm not an American tourist. So no.
When you tell people how cold Canada is you use: a) Fahrenheit b) Celsius c) Windchill
In your living room there is a a) couch b) chesterfield c) beaver d) handgun locker
Questions and statements end with a) punctuation b) eh.
Do you believe the best things in America are actually Canadian? a)yes b)you didn't know that but now that it has been pointed out you agree. (After saying sorry).
Do you conceal that some of the worst things in America (Celine Dion) are Canadian? a) yes b) she is not really Canadian is she?