Really? Tell me more!!

I ordered some clothing from your company and never received it! And when I wrote to enquire about the whereabouts of my order, I was sent the following reply:

Dear Mr Cuntbag,

I hope you catch AIDS and then die in a fire and your wife and children are sold into the sex trade.

Shove your order up your arse.

Yours sincerely,

The Moncler Jackets Online Support Team

Then I noticed that large sums of money had been taken from my bank account without my permission and used to purchase illegal drugs and hardcore animal-on-midget pornography.

I will not be purchasing from you again.

Is your last name really "Cuntbag?"

It is.

I had to address my candy exchange parcel to Mr. Douchewash Cuntbag.

Imagine how embarrassing it was when I bought the stamps!

I'm sure 'Cuntbag' is a perfectly nice name in whatever third-world hellhole he calls home.

It's a very old Anglo-Saxon name, and it's pronounced 'Fan-shaw'.