Joe shakes me awake today, flushed with excitement, insisting that he's seen a baby alligator at the a small park about a mile away. He's run all the way home to tell me to get my camera and come with him.
So I groggily make my way to the park and we stake out the pond for a while and there he is!
Well, it's pretty nearly an alligator, anyways. 
Crap. I thought I edited that title pre-posting. :(
quite an evolved alligator
Remember when those homeless guys had two beavers trapped in a fountain downtown and then no park or wildlife preserve or anything would take them? That was weird.
Ah, Wichita. The antics you get up to.
I got attacked by a beaver once while digging wild irises out of a riverbank . I salute those homeless dues for wrangling 2; beavers are tough-ass oversized water-dwelling rodents.
That's a muskratgator, not a beavergator.
I was talking about the beaver wrasslin hobos, pay attention, old-timer.
Originally posted by: FlamingoJeff That's a muskratgator, not a beavergator.
Am I not permitted to tell other water dwelling mammal related stories?
I say good day to you sir!
Ceci n'est pas un castor.
Originally posted by: mclarkson Joe shakes me awake today, flushed with excitement, insisting that he's seen a baby alligator at the a small park about a mile away. He's run all the way home to tell me to get my camera and come with him.
So I groggily make my way to the park and we stake out the pond for a while and there he is!
Well, it's pretty nearly an alligator, anyways.
Cute pussycat
I am truly dismayed at the lack of wet beaver jokes in this thread.
Originally posted by: mclarkson
you totally applied a vignette to that, didn't you? ...
Originally posted by: The_Spectre I am truly dismayed at the lack of wet beaver jokes in this thread.
Because it's a muskrat.
Perhaps not surprisingly, a google image search for muskrat love returns an extraordinary number of pictures of muskrats humping. However, I've still got nothing.
Thats a cute little wet muskrat!
Yup, just doesn't work as well as "that's a cute little wet beaver!" :(
bs69, usually when I gis anything it seems half the results are naked chicks in a kitchen or tennis court or something. Fried chicken? Nekkid chicks. Stop sign? Nekkid chicks. Sunset? Nekkid chicks.
I think mebbe I have teh magic internets.
Its some kinda cheetah!
*googles "wet cougar" *
Originally posted by: The_Spectre *googles "wet cougar" *
COURTNEY COX is one of the results
Mark, i say this with love, but if he's mistaking THAT for a baby alligator, methinks maybe you need to revisit a couple of chapters in home-schooling?
Originally posted by: WingNut Mark, i say this with love, but if he's mistaking THAT for a baby alligator, methinks maybe you need to revisit a couple of chapters in home-schooling?
In fairness to Joe, most of the time it looked like this:
fair enough!
Thad, A friend recently introduced me to a game, You turn off safe search, and come up with a word to image search for. The goal is to get the highest number of pages without nekkid pix.
Somehow I doubt the anti-porn search game will be catching on anytime soon.
Game? That sounds more like a punishment.
A game would be more like, how many pages can you get through before hitting goatse? And you have to do a shot for each page. And then you'll just be doing shots. And then lord only knows what else, but make sure all the video cameras are locked away.
And maybe wear a mask. And a cape.
breaks out the wizard hat
macropathology: 15 pages total, no porn. Though one of my own artworks did show up on the first page.
Pathology gets 15 pages before you get a butt shot.
Originally posted by: arigato macropathology: 15 pages total, no porn.
That all depends on one's definition of porn, does it not?