Would someone please buy me one of these

Thank you very much in advance.

A website?

Can't you just make one?

That's what I'd do.

The car, X, the car. Where is your head at? Uh, never mind answering that one...

If you're worried about the price, then maybe you should try this guy:

http://www.superaffordable.com/

He answers his own phone and offers FREE quotations. His name is even Jesus.

There's no fucking way in hell you can do any better than that shit right there.

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone came out with a car like this, I mean the tech is already there, just needed to slap it together. The only thing that sucks is, I thought maybe I'd be the one to come out with it =)

I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.

I've was paralyzed!!!! I watched it cruise past me and go off into the distance..and I still couldn't move 2 minutes after.

I want one.

ejaculates

that Tesla looks ace!!

0-60 in 4 seconds..... from an electric car!! WTF!

Originally posted by: wingworm I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.

I don't normally go for supercars but the Veyron is awesome, and pretty too. I'd love to see one in the flesh, but I'd never be able to own one. I'd spend my whole life just gazing at it and drooling.

OK, and probably playing with myself at the same time.

WW I am stunned that you actually saw one on the road. The first one only arrived in the UK last week, in London. You are a very lucky chap!

I have just returned from the Motor Show at the Excel in London and not even they had a Veyron to show - not even in the supercar paddock!

P~

P, i know..it went straight down "formby point" road near Liverpool, where all of the Liverpool players live. And the driver was a stunning blonde girl...but I only had eyes for the car.

Amazing, Ive never been stunned like that in my life!!

P, you got me thinking...only one in the UK! So I did a footy check and found someone whod wrote this on an Everton forum

"though everton's tim cahill has a bugatti veyron "

must have been his missus.

edit and this..so it all makes sense now!

Tim Cahill - the Australian footballer's girlfriend Rebekah Greenhil was caught trying to park the veyron in central Manchester

Originally posted by: wingworm I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.

I've was paralyzed!!!! I watched it cruise past me and go off into the distance..and I still couldn't move 2 minutes after.

I want one.

WOW. You are lucky.

The sad thing was, I was doing a U-Turn on a completely empty road so that i could go and pick my wife back up who I'd dropped off to get us drinks from a shop.

So the Bugatti comes along as Im turning round and I just stop what Im doing and freeze for 5 minutes. Trying to take in what just past me by. Then I race back to the shop and my wifes waiting outside.

I'm all excited

"DID YOU SEE THE BUGATTI!?!DID YOU SEE THE BUGATTI!?!"

she says

"Whats one of them? A motorbike?"

:(

Where I live there is some poser with an Enzo (its not too strange to see 2 Enzos on the same street in this town). Anyway - he'll always part in the handicapped spot outside the starbucks so that the whole town can see his car.

last weekend he was in his usual spot, standing by his car and posing

Some guy pulled up in this blocked him in.

The Koenigsegg dude just winked at the Enzo dude and walked off - it was classic.

But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.

Originally posted by: fixxxer that Tesla looks ace!!

0-60 in 4 seconds..... from an electric car!! WTF! the site says their normal response to the how fast does it go question is to ask the passenger to turn the radio on. They accelerate as the person reaches for the radio and the acceleration is too great for the passenger to reach the radio.

The Veyron (hell, any Bugatti) is gorgeous but i'll never even be able to see one except in photos. Same with the Enzo. Most counrty music millionaires around here go for the F-350s or the Jags.

Originally posted by: Napalm But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.

I have a small penis, but alas I drive a Honda Civic? Where have I gone wrong?

Originally posted by: wingworm [quote]Originally posted by: Napalm But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.

I have a small penis, but alas I drive a Honda Civic? Where have I gone wrong?

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Maybe if you pump $20,000 worth of stupid "upgrades" into said civic your penis will grow.

I must be the only one that thinks the Veyron is ugly and silly. THe Koenigsegg is ugly to, the saleen s7 as well.

I like the tesla... just to expensive... I"m also betting if you floor it (0-60 in 4 sec) away from teh stoplight every time your range is cut to half.

Originally posted by: wingworm [quote]Originally posted by: Napalm But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.

I have a small penis, but alas I drive a Honda Civic? Where have I gone wrong?

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I have a lead pipe that when used properly will assure you get to park in any handicapped parking place you want.

Just lend me your knee for a few seconds.

I've heard your 'lead pipe' is bordering on the miniscule Thad? More a 'lead thimble'?

Yesterday's 'in-the-metal' fun :

Enzo F40 F50 Aston DB9 (old hat - the boss has one!) Aston DB9 Cabrio Aston V8 Vantage Aston Rapide (the new 4-door Aston...only one in the world) Aston Vanqish S Pagani Zonda F Pagani Zonda Roadster Caparo T1 BMW M6 Coupe BMW M6 Cabrio Wiessman roadster Ariel Atom Mclaren F1 LM Mclaren SLR x 2 Noble M15 Noble M12 Ferrari 612 Ferrari 575 Superamerica and... and... and...

I love motor shows.

P~

I was driving outside of Aspen (glitter gulch as I say it), LATE one night and was doing 65 on the highway out of town. I got passed by a F-50 and the old Buggati EB110 racing at about 160mph. All I saw was lights in my mirror then all of a sudden they were zipping past (it was so loud when they were right next to me that I couldn't hear the radio) and then they were gone around a corner. This was probably like 6 or 7 years ago though. You actually don't see many super cars up there, Merc G500 and Black Escillades are a dime a dozen though. The sweetest car I've ever seen was a pre1950's Porsche 911 that was completely restored, baby blue, sweetness. The blonde driving it ground off a pound of clutch as she took off from the light though. Made me cry.

True story.

911 debuted in 64.

SOmetimes in my commute I spot this hot brunette in a 930.... I hope she doesn't think i'm a creep, i roll down my window to hear that air cooled wonder everytime she passes.