so, they constructed this badboy right next door to my place....
without wasting a minute, yesterday me wingworm and stupid Refugio got our waterbottles and speedos out for some splashing waterslide fun!!!111
before me and wingworm had reached the top of the stairs, Refugio had already decided to steal the pioneering ride from us... he went headfirst!!!11
stupid stupid refugio!
lame.
all the plastic is blacked in so you can't see the terror on peoples faces as they plummit.
You need a camera set up to a motion sensor. As soon as the person passes the exit, snap a picture right before they hit the ground.
meh, right after they hit the ground.
my neighbour took pictures of me and wingworm laughing and pissing from the balcony onto Refugios lifeless body... rays of sun reflected off the twin streams (which intersected midflight) at just the right angle, forming a magnificent rainbow over Refugios crushed skull.
stupid stupid Refugio.
I must admit, the only reason I didn't follow stupid Refugio is that I felt self conscious of my testicles, in my speedos I noticed that one testicle stuck out of either side of my briefs....thus I stood BEHIND you and laughed at Refugio (while trying to adjust my embarrassment).
Those are just over way too fast. I like a longer slide, myself.
_Originally posted by old jag _ *Those are just over way too fast. I like a longer slide, myself. *
A looong slide you're saying riight??
drops soap :tomoffinland:
I fully endorse this thread.
_Originally posted by sakri _ **without wasting a minute, yesterday me wingworm and stupid Refugio got our waterbottles and speedos out for some splashing waterslide fun!!!111
before me and wingworm had reached the top of the stairs, Refugio had already decided to steal the pioneering ride from us... he went headfirst!!!11
stupid stupid refugio! ** If it was a waterslide, then why was there vaseline all over stupid stupid refugio's broken body when I stopped by later? And where oh where did WW ever find such a small pair of briefs?
_Originally posted by Tha.Riddla _ *I fully endorse this thread. *
I just spent sunday countin DOLLAHZ!!!11
that's right, and no, I didn't sell out to enlance.
I told stupid Refugio that he could bring his relatives to the waterpark... I told him that since it's such an exclusive slide, 10 bucks per descent, or a bargain price of 50 bucks for a day pass...
I musta made like 30 grand!!!!!!111
stupid stupid Refugio,
and stupid stupid (and scarily large) Refugios extended family!
I despair at teh_stupid Refugio.
Tell Refugio I have a bridge to sell him at a very good price.
*OMG WTF 1137 FYI PTA!!111*
so, this toy tractor:
is to my triple decker twinlane suv hummerbus:
thanks Thad!!11
what this waterslide:
*IS TO THIS MOTHER OF EXTREMESPORTS MONSTER SLIDE!!!111::::*
like the scaffolding says, it's PERFECT!!!111 I give you a view from below (for your viewing pleasure):
As soon as I saw this, I ran to Refugios place. Him and his mom were filming a "blindfolded and gagged" scene, I grabbed Refugio by his leash and dragged him all the way to the slide (passersby kicked and spat on him on the way).
I then removed his blindfold, and he first shit his pants, then he pissed himself.
but he didn't just piss himself like he usually does, some superhuman toggle inside Refugios reptile-like brain switched, and Refugios body began to process any liquid or fat into piss... Refugio was about to piss himself DEAD!!!!11 So, I removed his gag, and ducttaped a running firehose into his mouth.
Refugio has been standing under that waterslide, pissing himself since saturday...
When i started reading this thread, i had a clever comment to add.
By the time I got to the end, nothing seemed clever.
12S at its finest, truly.
Its... its so beautiful :snief:
so, during my christmas holidays I was touched by the gift of giving, and out of pure goodheartedness (and love toward fellow man) I built this snowboard jump for ol' Refugio...
sorry 'bout the poor lighting... it gets dark there at like 2pm or something :rolleyes:
Wingworm pulled Refugio by a cable attached to wingworms snowmobile... Refugio was bragging that as a first jump he would do a manly huge gay-twist... wingworm accelerated to 50mph... mang, smashing fun was had by all!
welcome home sakri :buttrock:
Didya bring any presents, well didya?!
This thread's awesome! I gotta bump it...
so, this morning, I'm on my way to work, innocently singing the theme song to "big cook, little cook" (daa daa da da da daa, big cook little cook, welcome to our kitchen..daa daa da da da daa...)
when my eyes fell upon this: :ooh:
I mean... HOLY MOTHER OF GHANDI!!!!!11 I INSTANTLY crapped my pants and threw a fit!!!! :oof:
IDEAL TORTURES ??? why oh why have I been in the dark about the existance of such a fine company specializing in this fascinating field???
why???
I mean... the Red Devil of Pain is TOTALLY AWESMOE on it's own and I can't stop thinking about it!!111... I mean, just look at teh UBER dope red/orange combo, teh altitude and the sleek curvature... yet, the absolute genious of this set up is the landing... the intrigue is overwhelming... What evil surprise might the guys at IDEAL TORTURES place in the CONTAINER OF DEATH??? It must be STRAIGHT SINISTER, as it's COVERED from the public???!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! 
My synopse rapidly fired from quicksand to a colony of lobsters with Razorblades installed in their claws (and possibly smeared in south american frog poison)... For a moment I even entertained what might be teh_darkest_fantasy_ev4r... imagine (if you can),
just for a minute...
...that the house of 4rigat0 had descended upon my humble neighbourhood, installed teh Red Devil of Pain, and in the CONTAINER OF DEATH he placed.... (drums) THE BARREL!!!!111 
:finger: FUCK GOING TO WORK... I'm SO gonna rush over to THE SLAVE and steal Refugio from the golden shower pitt (I'll need to grab some pliers and a chainsaw to detach him), but if this isn't gonna be the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!11
stupid refugio might stop sending me spam now that his first love has returned
_Originally posted by sakri _ so, this morning, I'm on my way to work, innocently singing the theme song to "big cook, little cook" (daa daa da da da daa, big cook little cook, welcome to our kitchen..daa daa da da da daa...)
I fucking hate that...... the kids have it on in a morning just before I leave for work.....Small is such a little twat, fuck him and his flying spoon!
_Originally posted by fixxxer _ **
I fucking hate that...... the kids have it on in a morning just before I leave for work.....Small is such a little twat, fuck him and his flying spoon! **
psst... fixxxer... just substitute "cook" with "cock" and that show HAS TEH AWESMOE!!!11
indeed. I am now imagining the little guy taking teh_extreme GIRTH of teh_BIG guys TOMMYKNOCKER from behind