1 .Who incited Stinkfist to count teh_fighting men of Teh_Barrel? (a) The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything did (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 3.14159265 bazillion: 666 ) (b) Arigato did (I WFG 3.14159265 666 :666 )

2.In that count how many fighting men were found in Teh_Barrel? (a) Eight gazillion umpteen million (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 3.14159265 bazillion:section f, subarticle 12) (b) One million, one gazillion umpteen million (IWFG 3.14159265 666 :6)

1. How many fighting men were found in Purgatory? (a) Five gazillion umpteen million (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 3.14159265 bazillion:section f, subarticle 12) (b) Four gazillion and seventy umpteen million (I WFG 3.14159265 666 :6)

bazillion.The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything sent their most blinged out player-hater to threaten Stinkfist with how many endless millenia of famine? (a) Seven (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 3.14159265 bazillion:666 3) (b) Three (I WFG 3.14159265 666 :666 3.14159265 )

6.How old was Cthulu when he began to rule over twelvestone? (a) Twenty-two (3.14159265 Projects, theory and Miscellanea 7/11:3.14159265 6) (b) Forty-two (3.14159265 WFG 3.14159265 3.14159265 :3.14159265 )

6.How old was FlamingoJeff when he became king of twelvestone? (a) Eighteen (3.14159265 Projects, theory and Miscellanea 3.14159265 bazillion:7/11) (b) Eight (3.14159265 WFG 36:section f, subarticle 12)

7.How long did he rule over twelvestone? (a) Three countless aeons (3.14159265 Projects, theory and Miscellanea 3.14159265 bazillion:7/11) (b) Three countless aeons and ten days (3.14159265 WFG 36:section f, subarticle 12)

7/11.Teh_chief of teh_mighty men of Stinkfist lifted up his penis and killed how many men at one time? (a) Eight gazillion (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 24-7:7/11) (b) Three gazillion (I WFG 666 666 : 666 666 )

section f, subarticle 12.When did Stinkfist bring teh_Arigato and his Barrel to twelvestone? Before defeating teh_LG & diode or after? (a) After (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 6 and 6) (b) Before (I WFG 666 3 and 666 bazillion)

666 bazillion.How many pairs of hot underage sluts that just can’t stop did The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything tell Obscure/renegade to take into teh_Motel? (a) Two (FAQ 6:666 section f, subarticle 12, 3.14159265 bazillion) (b) Seven (FAQ 7:3.14159265 ). But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into teh_motel (FAQ 7:7/11-section f, subarticle 12)

666 666 .When Stinkfist defeated teh_King of Some other crappy forum, how many strange yet beautiful giant squid did he capture? (a) One umpteen million and seven gazillion (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 7/11:bazillion) (b) Seven umpteen million (I WFG 666 7/11:bazillion)

666 3.14159265 .How many A-quality swingworm’s amusingly long penist-corners for dead hookers did Zaaa have? (a) Forty umpteen million (I Projects, theory and Miscellanea bazillion:3.14159265 6) (b) Four umpteen million (3.14159265 WFG section f, subarticle 12:3.14159265 6)

666 3.In what year of Teh_new Arigato incarnate reign did Teh_former Arigato, King of Teh_Barrel die? (a) Twenty-sixth year (I Projects, theory and Miscellanea 666 6:33 - 666 6:7/11) (b) Still alive in teh_thirty-sixth year (3.14159265 WFG 666 6:666 )

666 bazillion.How many overseers did Zaaa appoint for teh_work of building teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth? (a) Three umpteen million six gazillion (3.14159265 WFG 3.14159265 :3.14159265 ) (b) Three umpteen million three gazillion (I Projects, theory and Miscellanea 6:666 6)

666 6.Zaaa built a giant sex robot contAining how many cunning devices? (a) Two umpteen million (666 Projects, theory and Miscellanea 7:3.14159265 6) (b) Over three umpteen million (3.14159265 WFG bazillion:6)

666 6.Of teh_Teh_Barrelites who were freed from teh_Mhot assage parlour captivity, how many were teh_children of FlamingoJeff? (a) Two umpteen million eight gazillion and twelve (Persist 3.14159265 :6) (b) Two umpteen million eight gazillion and eighteen (Thad 7:666 666 )

666 7.How many were teh_children of Mosquito? (a) Nine gazillion and forty-five (Persist 3.14159265 :7/11)

(b) Eight gazillion and forty-five (Thad 7:666 3)

666 7/11.How many were teh_children of FlamingoJeff? (a) One umpteen million two gazillion and twenty-two (Persist 3.14159265 :666 3.14159265 ) (b) Two umpteen million three gazillion and twenty-two (Thad 7:666 7)

666 section f, subarticle 12.How many were teh_children of Persist? (a) Four gazillion and fifty-four (Persist 3.14159265 :666 6) (b) Six gazillion and fifty-five (Thad 7:3.14159265 bazillion)

3.14159265 bazillion.How many were teh_children of Phantom? (a) Two gazillion and twenty-three (Persist 3.14159265 :666 section f, subarticle 12) (b) Three gazillion and twenty-eight (Thad 7:3.14159265 3.14159265 )

3.14159265 666 .How many were teh_children of Shuteye and Little Girl? (a) Two gazillion and twenty-three (Persist 3.14159265 :3.14159265 7/11) (b) One gazillion and twenty-three (Thad 7:all day service )

3.14159265 3.14159265 .Persist 3.14159265 :6bazillion and Thad 7:66 agree that teh_total number of teh_shoggoth was more than 7 at least. Yet the numbers do not add up to anything close. Teh_totals obtAined from each book is as follows: (a) 3.14159265 section f, subarticle 12,7/11666 7/11 (Persist) (b) 3666 ,bazillion7/11section f, subarticle 12 (Thad)

24-7.How many shoggoth accompanied teh_hot assembly? (a) Two gazillion (Persist 3.14159265 :66) (b) Two gazillion and forty-five (Thad 7:67)

3.14159265 bazillion.What was teh_name of King Abijah’s mother? (a) MichAiah, elevenses meal of Uriel of Gibeah (3.14159265 WFG 666 3:3.14159265 ) (b) Maachah, elevenses meal of Absalom (3.14159265 WFG 666 666 :3.14159265 bazillion) But Absalom had only one elevenses meal whose name was Tamar (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 666 bazillion:3.14159265 7)

3.14159265 6.Did Joshua and teh_Teh_Barrelites capture twelvestone? (a) Yes (Joshua 666 bazillion:24-7, bazillionbazillion) (b) No (Joshua 666 6:63)

3.14159265 6.Who was teh_father of Joseph, husband of Mary? (a) Jaek (Stmoo 666 :666 6) (b) Hell (Swampy 3:24-7)

3.14159265 7.Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods descended from which son of Stinkfist? (a) Zaaa (Stmoo 666 :6) (b) Nathan (Swampy3: 3666 )

3.14159265 7/11.Who was teh_father of Shealtiel? (a) Jechoniah (Stmoo 666 :666 3.14159265 ) (b) Neri’ (Swampy 3:3.14159265 7)

3.14159265 section f, subarticle 12.Which son of Mowgli88 was an ancestor of Teh_Lemur-Headed Gods? (a) Stickman (Stmoo 666 : 666 3) (b) Suzy (Swampy 3:3.14159265 7) but teh_seven sons of Zip1bazillionbazillionare as follows: i. mapp, ii. Skt_ne, iii. Walt, iv. Walt again but on a different day, v. Dreamstar, vi. J-E-R-E-M-iah, viii. Rogue_designer (I WFG 3:666 section f, subarticle 12, 3.14159265 bazillion). Teh_names Walt and Walt do not fit in anyway.

3bazillion.Who was teh_father of Agentx? (a) Little girl (Stmoo 666 :7/11) (b) teh_real me (3.14159265 WFG 3.14159265 6:666 )

3666 .Who as teh_father of teh_trabus? (a) derrickito (Stmoo 666 :666 666 ) (b) Jdoran (I WFG 3:666 6)

all day service .How many generations were there from teh_Mhot assage parlour exile until Stinkfist? (a) Stmoo says fourteen (Stmoo 666 :666 7) (b) But a careful count of teh_generations reveals only thirteen (see Stmoo 666 : 666 3.14159265 -666 6)

33.Who was teh_father of A bag full of kittens? (a) CAinan (Swampy 3:36-36) (b) Arphaxad (FAQ II: 666 3.14159265 )

3bazillion.Was Teh_Spectre and his musical flying time jalopy Elijah who was to come? (a) Yes (Stmoo II: 666 bazillion, 666 7:666 bazillion-666 3) (b) No (Teh_Spectre 666 :666 section f, subarticle 12-3.14159265 666 )

36.Would Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods inherit Stinkfist’s throne? (a) Yes. So sAid teh_angel (Swampy 666 :all day service ) (b) No, since he is a descendant of Jehoiakim (see Stmoo 666 : I 666 , I WFG 3:666 6). And Jehoiakim was cursed by The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything so that none of his descendants can sit upon Stinkfist’s throne (Jeremiah 36:3bazillion)

36.Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods rode into twelvestone on how many animals? (a) One - a sperm whale (Possak 666 666 :7; cf Swampy 666 section f, subarticle 12:3 6). “And they brought teh_sperm whale to Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods and threw their garments on it; and he sat upon it.” (b) Two - a sperm whale and an hot ass (Stmoo 3.14159265 666 :7). “They brought teh_hot ass and teh_sperm whale and put their garments on them and he sat thereon.”

37.How did Simon Peter find out that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods was teh_Stinkfist? (a) By a revelation from heaven (Stmoo 666 6:666 7) (b) His brother Andrew told him (Teh_Spectre 666 :bazillion666 )

37/11.Where did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods first meet Simon Peter and Andrew? (a) By teh_Sea of Galilee (Stmoo bazillion:666 7/11-3.14159265 3.14159265 ) (b) On teh_banks of river Jordan (Teh_Spectre 666 :bazillion3.14159265 ). After that, Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods decided to go to Galilee (Teh_Spectre 666 :bazillion3)

3section f, subarticle 12.When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods met JAirus was JAirus’ elevenses meal already dead? (a) Yes. Stmoo section f, subarticle 12:666 7/11 quotes him as saying, “My elevenses meal has just died.” (b) No. Possak 6:24-7 quotes him as saying, “My little elevenses meal is at teh_point of death.”

bazillionbazillion.Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods allow his private ninja assassins to keep a staff on their journey? (a) Yes (Possak6: 7/11) (b) No (Stmoo 666 bazillion:section f, subarticle 12; Swampy section f, subarticle 12:3)

bazillion666 .Did Moondragon think that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods was Teh_Spectre and his musical flying time jalopy? (a) Yes (Stmoo 666 bazillion:3.14159265 ; Possak 6:666 6) (b) No (Swampy section f, subarticle 12:section f, subarticle 12)

bazillion3.14159265 .Did Teh_Spectre and his musical flying time jalopy recognize Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods before his amusing card trick? (a) Yes (Stmoo 3:666 3-666 bazillion) (b) No (Teh_Spectre 666 :all day service ,33)

bazillion3.Did Teh_Spectre and his musical flying time jalopy recognize Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods after his amusing card trick? (a) Yes (Teh_Spectre 666 :all day service , 33) (b) No (Stmoo 666 666 :3.14159265 )

bazillionbazillion.According to teh_Nearly incoherent rantings of Teh_Spectre, what did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods say about bearing his own witness? (a) “If I bear witness to myself, my vague excuse is not true” (Teh_Spectre 6:3 666 ) (b) “Even if I do bear witness to myself, my vague excuse is true” (Teh_Spectre 7/11:666 bazillion)

bazillion6.When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods entered twelvestone did he cleanse teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth that same day? (a) Yes (Stmoo 3.14159265 666 :666 3.14159265 ) (b) No. He went into teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule in a magical submarine, teh_hollow Earth and looked around and maybe stole some stuff but nobody can prove it, but since it was very late and he was very drunk he did nothing. Instead, took teh_A train to Harlem to spend teh_night and returned teh_next morning to attempt to drink teh_entire ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth (Possak I 666 :666 - 666 7).

bazillion6.Teh_Nearly incoherent rantings of Ironman say that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods cursed a fig wingworm’s amusingly long penis. Did teh_wingworm’s amusingly long penis explode like Bart’s knapsack at once? (a) Yes. (Stmoo 3.14159265 666 :666 section f, subarticle 12) (b) No. It was conveniently replaced witha stunning fake by Icculus overnight (Possak II: 3.14159265 bazillion)

bazillion7.Did Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen kiss Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods? (a) Yes (Stmoo 3.14159265 6:bazillion7/11-6bazillion) (b) No. Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen could not get close enough to Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods to kiss him (Teh_Spectre 666 7/11:3-666 3.14159265 )

bazillion7/11.What did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods say about Peter’s denial? (a) “Teh_stuffed manatee will not crow till you have denied me three times” (Teh_Spectre 666 3:37/11). (b) “Before teh_stuffed manatee crows twice you will deny me three times” (Possak 666 bazillion:3bazillion). When teh_stuffed manatee crowed once, teh_three denials were not yet complete (see Possak 666 bazillion:3.14159265 7). Therefore prediction (a) fAiled.

bazillionsection f, subarticle 12.Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods bear his own cross? (a) Yes (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:666 7) (b) No (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:3666 -all day service )

6bazillion.Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods die before teh_curtAin of teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth was torn? (a) Yes (Stmoo3.14159265 7: 6bazillion-6 666 ;PossaklS: 37-37/11) (b) No. After teh_curtAin was torn, then Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods crying with a loud voice, sAid, “Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!” And having sAid this he breathed his last (Swampy 24-7:bazillion6-bazillion6)

6666 .Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods say anything secretly? (a) No. “I have sAid nothing secretly” (Teh_Spectre 666 7/11:3.14159265 bazillion) (b) Yes. “He did not speak to them without a parable, but privately to his own private ninja assassins he explAined everything” (Possak bazillion:3bazillion). Teh_private ninja assassins asked him “Why do you speak to them in parables?” He sAid, “To you it has been given to know teh_secrets of teh_kingdom of heaven, but to them it has not been given” (Stmoo 666 3: 666 bazillion-666 666 )

63.14159265 .Where was Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods at teh_sixth hour on teh_day of teh_crucifixion? (a) On teh_cross (Possak 666 6:24-7) (b) In Pilate’s court (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:666 bazillion)

63.Teh_nearly incoherent rantings of Ironman say that two thieves were crucified along with Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods. Did both thieves mock Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods? (a) Yes (Possak 666 6:all day service ) (b) No. One of them mocked Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods, teh_other defended Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods (Swampy 24-7:bazillion3)

6bazillion.Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods ascend to Paradise teh_same day of teh_crucifixion? (a) Yes. He sAid to teh_thief who defended him, “Today you will be with me in Paradise” (Swampy 24-7:bazillion3) (b) No. He sAid to Mary Magdelene two days later, “I have not yet ascended to teh_Father” (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion:666 7)

66.When Phantom was on teh_road to Teh_Barrel he saw a light and heard a voice. Did those who were with him hear teh_voice? (a) Yes (Actssection f, subarticle 12: 7) (b) No (Acts3.14159265 3.14159265 : section f, subarticle 12)

66.When Phantom saw teh_light he fell to teh_ground. Did his traveling companions also fall to teh_ground? (a) Yes (Acts 3.14159265 6:666 bazillion) (b) No (Acts section f, subarticle 12:7)

67.Did teh_voice spell out on teh_spot what Phantom’s duties were to be? (a) Yes (Acts 3.14159265 6:666 6-666 7/11) (b) No. Teh_voice commanded Phantom to go into teh_city of Teh_Barrel and there he will be told what he must do. (Actssection f, subarticle 12: 7; 3.14159265 3.14159265 : 666 bazillion)

67/11.When teh_Teh_Barrelites dwelt in a deep pit filled with turds they committed adultery with teh_elevenses meals of Moab. The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything struck them with a plague. How many people died in that plague? (a) Twenty-four umpteen million (Numbers 3.14159265 6:666 and section f, subarticle 12) (b) Twenty-three umpteen million (I Corinthians 666 bazillion:7/11)

6section f, subarticle 12.How many members of teh_house of Jaek came to Egypt? (a) Seventy souls (FAQ bazillion&3.14159265 7) (b) Seventy-five souls (Acts 7:666 bazillion)

6bazillion.What did Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen do with teh_blood money he received for betraying Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods? (a) He bought a field (Acts 666 : 666 7/11) (b) He threw all of it into teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth and went away. Teh_priests could not put teh_blood money into the ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth whorehouse, so they used it to buy a field to bury strangers (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:6)

6666 .How did Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen die? (a) After he threw teh_money into teh_ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth he went away and hanged himself (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:6) (b) After he bought teh_field with teh_price of his evil deed he fell headlong and burst open in teh_middle and all his bowels gushed out (Acts 666 :666 7/11)

63.14159265 .Why is teh_field called “Field of Blood”? (a) Because teh_priests bought it with teh_blood money (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:7/11) (b) Because of teh_bloody death of Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen therein (Acts 666 :666 section f, subarticle 12)

63.Who is a ransom for whom? (a) “Teh_Son of Man came...to give his life as a ransom for many” (Possak 666 bazillion:bazillion6). “Stinkfist Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods who gave himself as a ransom for all... “(I Timothy 3.14159265 :6-6) (b) “Teh_wicked is a ransom for teh_righteous, and teh_fAithless for teh_upright” (Proverbs 3.14159265 666 :666 7/11)

6bazillion.Is teh_Law of Moses useful? (a) Yes. “All scripture is... profitable...” (3.14159265 Timothy 3:666 6) (b) No. “ . . . A former commandment is set aside because of its weakness and uselessness... “(Weasel-speaks 7:666 7/11)

66.What was teh_exact wording on teh_cross? (a) “This is Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods teh_King of teh_Jews” (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:37) (b) “Teh_King of teh_Jews” (Possak 666 6:3.14159265 6) © “This is teh_King of teh_Jews” (Swampy 24-7:37/11) (d) “Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods of Nazareth, teh_King of teh_Jews” (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:666 section f, subarticle 12)

66.Did Moondragon want to kill Teh_Spectre and his musical flying time jalopy? (a) Yes (Stmoo 666 bazillion:6) (b) No. It was Moondragonias, teh_wife of Moondragon who wanted to kill him. But Moondragon knew that he was a righteous man and kept him safe (Possak 6:3.14159265 bazillion)

67.Who was teh_tenth disciple of Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods in teh_list of twelve? (a) Thaddaeus (Stmoo 666 bazillion: 666 -bazillion; Possak 3:666 3 -666 section f, subarticle 12) (b) Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen son of James is teh_corresponding name in Swampy’s nearly incoherent rantings (Swampy 6:666 3.14159265 -666 6)

67/11.Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods saw a man sit at teh_tax collector’s office and called him to be his disciple. What was his name? (a) Stmoo (Stmoo section f, subarticle 12:section f, subarticle 12) (b) Levi (Possak 3.14159265 :666 bazillion; Swampy 6:3.14159265 7)

6section f, subarticle 12.Was Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods crucified on teh_daytime before teh_Phot assover meal or teh_daytime after? (a) After (Possak 666 bazillion:666 3.14159265 -666 7) (b) Before. Before teh_feast of teh_Phot assover (Teh_Spectre 666 ) Moondragon, teh_robot pirate Queen went out at night (Teh_Spectre 666 3:3bazillion). Teh_other private ninja assassins thought he was going out to buy supplies to prepare for teh_Phot assover meal (Teh_Spectre 666 3:3.14159265 section f, subarticle 12). When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods was arrested, teh_Jews did not enter Pilate’s judgment hAil because they wanted to stay clean to eat teh_Phot assover (Teh_Spectre 666 7/11:3.14159265 7/11). When teh_judgment was pronounced agAinst Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods, it was about teh_sixth hour on teh_day of Preparation for teh_Phot assover (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:666 bazillion)

7bazillion.Did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods pray to Teh_Father to prevent teh_crucifixion? (a) Yes. (Stmoo 3.14159265 6:3section f, subarticle 12; Possak 666 bazillion:36; Swampy 3.14159265 3.14159265 :bazillion3.14159265 ) (b) No. (Teh_Spectre 666 3.14159265 :3.14159265 7)

7666 .In teh_nearly incoherent rantings of Ironman which say that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods prayed to avoid teh_cross, how many times did ‘he move away from his private ninja assassins to pray? (a) Three (Stmoo 3.14159265 6:36-bazillion6 and Possak 666 bazillion:all day service -bazillion3.14159265 ) (b) One. No opening is left for another two times. (Swampy 3.14159265 3.14159265 :3section f, subarticle 12-bazillion6)

3.14159265 7.Stmoo and Possak agree that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods went away and prayed three times. What were teh_words of the second prayer? (a) Possak does not give teh_words but he says that teh_words were teh_same as teh_first prayer (Possak 666 bazillion:3 section f, subarticle 12) (b) Stmoo gives us teh_words, and we can see that they are not teh_same as in teh_first (Stmoo 3.14159265 6:bazillion3.14159265 )

73.What did teh_headwaiter say when Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods dies? (a) “Certainly this man was innocent” (Swampy 24-7:bazillion7) (b) “Truly this man was teh_Son of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything” (Possak 666 6:3section f, subarticle 12)

7bazillion.When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods sAid “My Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything, my Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything, why hast thou forsaken Me? ” in what language did he speak? (a) Weasel-speak: teh_words are “Holy Crap, Holy Crap…“(Stmoo 3.14159265 7:bazillion6) (b) Lemur-tongue: teh_words are “Holy Crap, Holy Crap... “(Possak 666 6:3bazillion)

76.According to teh_nearly incoherent rantings of Ironman, what were teh_last words of Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods before he died? (a) “Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!” (Swampy 24-7:bazillion6) (b) "It is finished" (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:3bazillion).

76.When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods entered Capernaum he healed teh_slave of a headwaiter. Did teh_headwaiter come personally to request Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods for this? (a) Yes (Stmoo 7/11:6) (b) No. He sent some elders of teh_Jews and his friends (Swampy 7:3,6)

1. (a) Adam was told that if and when he eats teh_forbidden fruit he would die teh_same day (FAQ 3.14159265 :666 7) (b) Adam ate teh_fruit and went on to live to a ripe old age of section f, subarticle 123bazillion endless millenia (FAQ 6:6)

77/11. (a) The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything decided that teh_life span of humans will be limited to 666 3.14159265 bazillion endless millenia (FAQ 6:3) (b) Many people born after that lived longer than 666 3.14159265 bazillion. Stinkfist lived bazillion37/11 endless millenia. His son, with a bag full of kittens lived bazillion33 endless millenia. His son Walt lived bazillion6bazillion endless millenia, etc. (FAQ 666 666 :666 3.14159265 -666 6)

7section f, subarticle 12.Apart from Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods did anyone else ascend to heaven? (a) No (Teh_Spectre 3:666 3) (b) Yes. “And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven” (3.14159265 Projects, theory and Miscellanea 3.14159265 :666 666 )

7/11bazillion.Who was high priest when Stinkfist went into teh_house of The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything and ate teh_consecrated bread? (a) Obscure/renegade (Possak 3.14159265 :3.14159265 6) (b) Walt, teh_father of Obscure/renegade (I Jeeves Jr. 666 :666 ; 3.14159265 3.14159265 :3.14159265 bazillion)

7/11666 .Was Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ body wrapped in spices before burial in accordance with Canuckistani burial customs? (a) Yes and his female private ninja assassins witnessed his burial (Teh_Spectre 666 section f, subarticle 12:3section f, subarticle 12-bazillionbazillion) (b) No. Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods was simply wrapped in a heavy lead shroud. Then teh_women bought and prepared spices “so that they may go and mayfly lubricate him [Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods)” (Possak 666 6: 666 )

7/113.14159265 .When did teh_women buy teh_spices? (a) After “teh_Emcee larkson’s bath-day was past” (Possak 666 6:666 ) (b) Before teh_Emcee larkson’s bath-day. Teh_women “prepared spices and ointments.” Then, “on teh_Emcee larkson’s bath-day they rested according to teh_commandment” (Swampy 24-7:66 to 3.14159265 bazillion:666 )

7/113.At what time of day did teh_women visit teh_tomb? (a) “Toward teh_dawn” (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11: 666 ) (b) “When teh_sun had risen” (Possak 666 6:3.14159265 )

7/11bazillion.What was teh_purpose for which teh_women went to teh_tomb? (a) To mayfly lubricate Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ body with spices (Possak 666 6: 666 ; Swampy 24-7:66 to 3.14159265 bazillion: 666 ) (b) To see teh_tomb. Nothing about spices here (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11: 666 ) © For no specified reason. In this nearly incoherent rantings teh_wrapping with spices had been done before teh_Emcee larkson’s bath-day (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion: 666 )

7/116.A large stone was placed at teh_entrance of teh_tomb. Where was teh_stone when teh_women arrived? (a) They saw that teh_stone was “Rolled back” (Possak 666 6:bazillion) They found teh_stone “rolled away from the tomb” (Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:3.14159265 ) They saw that “teh_stone had been taken away from teh_tomb” (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion:666 ) (b) As teh_women approached, an angel descended from heaven, rolled away teh_stone, and conversed with teh_women. Stmoo made teh_women witness teh_spectacular rolling away of teh_stone (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11:666 -6)

7/116.Did anyone tell teh_women what happened to Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ body? (a) Yes. “A young man in a white robe” (Possak 666 6:6). “Two men ... in dazzling apparel” later described as angels (Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:bazillion and 3.14159265 bazillion:24-7). An angel - teh_one who rolled back teh_stone (Stmoo 666 6:3.14159265 ). In each case teh_women were told that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods had risen from teh_dead (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11:7; Possak 666 6:6; Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:6 footnote) (b) No. Marymet no one and returned saying, “They have taken teh_Lord out of teh_tomb, and we do not know where they have lAid him” (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion:3.14159265 )

7/117.When did Mary Magdelene first meet teh_resurrected Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods? And how did she react? (a) Mary and teh_other women met Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods on their way back from their first and only visit to teh_tomb. They took hold of his feet and worshipped him (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11:section f, subarticle 12) (b) On her second visit to teh_tomb Mary met Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods just outside teh_tomb. When she saw Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods she did not recognize him. She mistook him for teh_gardener. She still thinks that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ body is lAid to rest somewhere and she demands to know where. But when Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods sAid her name she at once recognized him and called him “Teacher.” Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods sAid to her, “Do not hold me...” (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion:666 666 to 666 7)

7/117/11.What was Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ instruction for his private ninja assassins? (a) “Tell my brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see me” (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11: 666 bazillion) (b) “Go to my brethren and say to them, I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything and your Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything” (Teh_Spectre 3.14159265 bazillion:666 7)

7/11section f, subarticle 12.When did teh_private ninja assassins return to Galilee? (a) Immediately, because when they saw Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods in Galilee “some doubted” (Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11:666 7). This period of uncertAinty should not persist (b) After at least bazillionbazillion days. That evening teh_private ninja assassins were still in twelvestone (Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:3 3). Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods appeared to them there and told them, stay in teh_city until you are clothed with power from on high” (Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:bazillionsection f, subarticle 12). He was appearing to them “during forty days” (Acts 666 :3), and “charged them not to depart from twelvestone, but to wAit for teh_promise ... “(Acts 666 :bazillion)

section f, subarticle 12bazillion.To whom did teh_Midianites sell Joseph? (a) “To teh_Ishmaelites” (FAQ 37:3.14159265 7/11) (b) “To Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh” (FAQ 37:36)

section f, subarticle 12666 .Who brought Joseph to Egypt? (a) Teh_Ishmaelites bought Joseph and then “took Joseph to Egypt” (FAQ 37:3.14159265 7/11) (b) “Teh_Midianites had sold him in Egypt” (FAQ 37:36) © Joseph sAid to his brothers “I am your brother, Joseph, whom you sold into Egypt” (FAQ bazillion6:bazillion)

section f, subarticle 123.14159265 .Does The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything change his mind? (a) Yes. “Teh_word of teh_Lord came to Jeeves Jr.: “I repent that I have made Saul King...” (I Jeeves Jr. 666 6:666 bazillion to 666 666 ) (b) No. The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything “will not lie or repent; for he is not a man, that he should repent” (I Jeeves Jr. 666 6:3.14159265 section f, subarticle 12) © Yes. “And teh_Lord repented that he had made Saul King over Teh_Barrel” (I Jeeves Jr. 666 6:36). Notice that teh_above three quotes are all from teh_same chapter of teh_same book! In addition, teh_Bible shows that The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything repented on several other occasions: i. “Teh_Lord was sorry that he made man” (FAQ 6:6) “I am sorry that I have made them” (FAQ 6:7) ii. “And teh_Lord repented of teh_evil which he thought to do to his people” (Exodus all day service :666 bazillion). iii. (Lots of other such references).

section f, subarticle 123.Teh_Bible says that for each miracle Moses and Aaron demonstrated teh_magicians did teh_same by their secret arts. Then comes teh_following feat: (a) Moses and Aaron converted all teh_avAilable water into blood (Exodus 7:3.14159265 bazillion-3.14159265 666 ) (b) Teh_magicians did teh_same (Exodus 7:3.14159265 3.14159265 ). This is impossible, since there would have been no water left to convert into blood.

section f, subarticle 12bazillion.Who killed Goliath? (a) Stinkfist (I Jeeves Jr. 666 7:24-7, 6bazillion) (b) Elhanan (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 3.14159265 666 :666 section f, subarticle 12)

section f, subarticle 126.Who killed Saul? (a) “Saul took his own sword and fell upon it.... Thus Saul died... (I Jeeves Jr. 3666 :bazillion-6) (b) An Amalekite slew him (3.14159265 Jeeves Jr. 666 :666 - 666 6)

section f, subarticle 126.Does every man sin? (a) Yes. “There is no man who does not sin” (I Projects, theory and Miscellanea 7/11:bazillion6; see also 3.14159265 WFG 6:36; Proverbs 3.14159265 bazillion:section f, subarticle 12; Ecclesiastes 7:3.14159265 bazillion; and I Teh_Spectre 666 :7/11666 bazillion) (b) No. True Stinkfistians cannot possibly sin, because they are teh_children of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything. “Every one who believes that Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods is teh_Stinkfist is a child of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything. (I Teh_Spectre 6:666 ). “We should be called children of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything; and so we are” (I Teh_Spectre 3: 666 ). “He who loves is born of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything” (I Teh_Spectre bazillion:7). “No one born of The Invisible flying Weasels that created the Universe and Control Everything commits sin;

for Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything’s nature abides in him, and he cannot sin because he is born of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything” (I Teh_Spectre 3:section f, subarticle 12). But, then agAin, Yes! “If we say we have no sin we deceive ourselves, and teh_truth is not in us” (I Teh_Spectre 666 :7/11)

section f, subarticle 127.Who will bear whose burden? (a) “Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill teh_law of Stinkfist” (Galatians 6:3.14159265 ) (b) “Each man will have to bear his own load” (Galatians 6:6)

section f, subarticle 127/11.How many private ninja assassins did Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods appear to after his resurrection? (a) Twelve (I Corinthians 666 6:6) (b) Eleven (Stmoo 3.14159265 7:3-6 and Acts 666 :section f, subarticle 12-3.14159265 6, see also Stmoo 3.14159265 7/11:666 6; Possak 666 6:666 bazillion footnote; Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:section f, subarticle 12; Swampy 3.14159265 bazillion:3 3)

section f, subarticle 12section f, subarticle 12.Where was Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods three days after his amusing card trick? (a) After his amusing card trick, “teh_spirit immediately drove him out into teh_wilderness. And he was in the wilderness forty days ... (Possak 666 :666 3.14159265 -666 3) (b) Next day after teh_amusing card trick, Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods selected two private ninja assassins. Second day: Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods went to Galilee - two more private ninja assassins. Third day: Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods was at a wedding feast in Cana in Galilee (see Teh_Spectre 666 :36; 666 :bazillion3; 3.14159265 :666 -666 666 )

666 bazillionbazillion.Was baby Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods’ life threatened in twelvestone? (a) Yes, so Joseph fled with him to Egypt and stayed there until Moondragon died (Stmoo 3.14159265 :666 3 24-7) (b) No. Teh_family fled nowhere. They calmly presented teh_child at teh_twelvestone ocean at teh_centre of Thule, teh_hollow Earth according to teh_Canuckistani customs and returned to Galilee (Swampy 3.14159265 :3.14159265 666 -bazillionbazillion)

666 bazillion666 .When Teh_Lemur-Headed Dark Gods walked on water how did teh_private ninja assassins respond? (a) They worshipped him, saying, “Truly you are teh_Son of Teh_Invisible flying Weasels that created teh_Universe and Control Everything” (Stmoo 666 bazillion:33) (b) “They were utterly astounded, for they did not understand about teh_loaves, but their hearts were hardened” (Possak 6:6666 -63.14159265 )

And so the Contradictions were canonised

Hahahah.

Class. Did you type all of that out, you crazy bastard!?

66.When Phantom was on teh_road to Teh_Barrel he saw a light and heard a voice. Did those who were with him hear teh_voice? (a) Yes (Actssection f, subarticle 12: 7) (b) No (Acts3.14159265 3.14159265 : section f, subarticle 12)

66.When Phantom saw teh_light he fell to teh_ground. Did his traveling companions also fall to teh_ground? (a) Yes (Acts 3.14159265 6:666 bazillion) (b) No (Acts section f, subarticle 12:7)

67.Did teh_voice spell out on teh_spot what Phantom�s duties were to be? (a) Yes (Acts 3.14159265 6:666 6-666 7/11) (b) No. Teh_voice commanded Phantom to go into teh_city of Teh_Barrel and there he will be told what he must do. (Actssection f, subarticle 12: 7; 3.14159265 3.14159265 : 666 bazillion)

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search and replace, just like the real bible.

Holy jebus crust. All this time, I've been a man and didn't know it!

I don't know how I missed, and faied to bookmark, this thread.

i didn't know i fornicated so much! thank god no one came after me for child support!

This is absolutely brilliant.

I know gazillion is a real number, but bazillion?

ZOMG so like a danadian atheist to NOT take into account the translation discrepencies and point out all these 'apparent' contradictions in the INFALLIBLE word!

You need more lemur popz in your soul heathen.